Marriage Jokes

Clearly I am less busy these few days and start to post something light and amusing:
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What should you give a man who has everything?
   A woman to show him how to work it. 
 
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men
   A woman.
 
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
 
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job,
  He still ends up with the same boss. 
 
Little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
  And the father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it."
 
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: 
  Either the car is new or the wife.
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2 Responses to Marriage Jokes

  1. Eve says:

    O(∩_∩)O

  2. 中原古风 says:

    This is amusing, I like it!

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