I read it and was fond of it right away while waiting for the doctor this morning.
A man goes to visit his doctor and hands him a note that reads "I cannot talk, please help me!" The doctor tells the man to put his thumb on a table. The patient does not understand how this will help, but still he does what he’s told. That is when the doctor picks up a huge book and drops it on the man’s thumb. "Aaaaaa" the patient yells painfully.
The doctor then says "Very well. Come back tomorrow, and we will work on b"